George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.

While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.

The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

Putin asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes.

When he was finished, the devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin wrote him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and talked for 30 minutes.

When she was finished the devil informed her that the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours.

When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.

When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiled and replied:

""Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.""