Bloody hell. I was only joking.

Don't worry so am I.

Steve,, not that I am often behind you on a climb but your ass is fat.... I thought that was why you needed the Ti frame! What you really is red nipples on your spokes either side of your valve caps,, then you really go fast...

er "add the word need" i blame the cider and the 3pm work finish...

Careful now that sounds like fightin' talk you lezzer!! Just yo wait till Steve reads this tomorrow during his lunch break whilst ucking into a cream cake or two.

OK I admit I do have a cake addiction.

Now its out in the open I feel so much better, all I need to do now is figure out how I can mount a "lazy boy" lounger onto a Thomson seat post.

Stephen "fat arse" Winfield.

We could trail a hammock between a couple of bikes. One end attached to a seat post and the other on the handlebars. You can then of course read you favourite mag which I know in your case is MBR and eat cakes at the same time.

Perhaps we could also keep the mud off my attaching 20-30 cud catchers to the underside you won't even get muddy.

Hark at you lot complaining about the mud, a proper bunch of lezzers !!

Hwe, the Burrington Cafe does food (surprise surprise)although i did get barred from there once a long time ago for pulling the curtains down but they wont recognise me if i'm muddy enough. They are used to muddy people, cavers etc, but i'm not sure if they have any chairs of sufficient girth to accomodate the winfield rear

Sounds good. Should we set a date? How about the 17th Dec? Muddy mendips ride then get changed and grab some food and drink at the Burrington Cafe?

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Just thought I would mention that it looks like you have caught james and simon out dogging and have scared them off.

Trust you Mr Down under to lower the tone!!!