Due to the need for resuscitation of the masterfox board FAOS Inc would like to take this time to call on all those that are scared of the **GET-U-SOME Express and say we would like to challenge you for a little steak money at a little place called Paradise Hills.
Two weeks from today we plan to be watching from the North Gate **GET-U-SOME Session. We will have puke buckets available to those that need them. For those that can not take time to get off the dog box to take a leek we will have John Hoehner carrying around pee buckets for you. Just don't miss and hit him in the head. Rectum burgers will be served for breakfast from your viewing point. Condiments are also available. If you are in need of vet services we will be available from 3 to 7pm. We will be running a limited Limo schedule for the liquid impaired do to the price of fuel. We plan a short autograph session Wednesday afternoon around 3 at FAOS Village Tent special guest will include the famous Ragin Red Barry Frazier who is indeed Fat and Outta Shape. Friday at 6pm we will be having a special class "12 ways to Wipe for those that are FAOS" taught by The Mud Ball Bandit himself. Hope all can attend. See u at the southern!! **GET U SOME!!!!!!!!! FAOS!!!!!!!!

**Get-U-Some is a licened trademark of FAOS Inc.

Will be there & no steak bet here (LOBSTER)

Lobster will work. Might have to travel to find it but this time Levi is buying in a new way. GET-U-SOME!!! FAOS

Faos what are you going to do have brenda tie one of levis legs up so he don't put it on you boys again. Wouldn't be good if you all have to buy stock in levi to use him in your training session. Lol new faos saying "tried to get some again"

Fat Chance for your post we will give you one free ticket to "12 ways to Wipe". Thanks