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now this is funny!!!!!!!!!!






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If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, nothing will...

Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for

baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always

had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.



Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became

apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such

a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on."



She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some

months later her car broke down on the way home from work.

Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told

him that she would be late because she had to walk home.

On her way, she passed a small diner and the smell of the

baked beans was more than she could stand.



Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would

walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home.

So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had

consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she

felt reasonably sure she could control it.



Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed

delightedly, Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.

He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table.

She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the

blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.

He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned.



He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she

had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was

becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was

out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight

to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like

a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill.

She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously.

Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more,

which reminded her of cooked cabbage. Keeping her ears tuned

to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for

another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signaled

the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times

with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon

it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence

when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long,

he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!

There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish

her "Happy Birthday"!!!