As the BC draws near
A friend will be experiencing fear
For it is very clear
I will be after his rear
He claims his hand is pat
If so I'll tip my hat
But I will not be afraid of all that
Because he just has to chat
I'm sure a bet we'll have to make
If he has the nerve to take
He will want it to be for a Hostess cake
My preference just happens to be STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!